It’s out with the old and in with the new
Goodbye clouds of gray, hello skies of blue
A dip in the pool, a trip to the spa
Endless days in my chaise, the whole world according to moi
(Excuse me? Thank you)
Iced tea imported from England
Lifeguards imported from Spain
Towels imported from Turkey
And turkey imported from Maine
We’re gonna relax and renew
You go do!
I want fabulous, that is my simple request
All things fabulous, bigger and better and best
I need something inspiring to help me get along
I need a little fabulous, is that so wrong?
Fetch me my Jimmy Choo flip-flops
Where is my pink Prada tote?
I need my Tiffany hairband
And then I can go for a float
Summer like never before!
I want more!
She wants fabulous, that is her simple request
All things fabulous, bigger and better and best
She needs something inspiring to help her get along
She needs a little fabulous, is that so wrong?
Fabulous pool (ew)
fabulous splash (read my lips)
Fabulous parties, even fabulous trash
Fabulous fashion (no!), fabulous bling (yeah)
She’s got to have fabulous everything
Nothing to discuss
Everything’s got to be perfect
For me!
She wants fabulous, that is her simple request
All things fabulous, bigger and better and best
She needs something inspiring to help her get along
She needs a little fabulous, is that so wrong?
This won’t do, that’s a bore
That’s insulting, I need more
I need, I need, I need, I need
I need, I need,
I need fabulous
(I want fabulous, bring me fabulous)
Fabulous hair, fabulous style
Fabulous eyes and that fabulous smile
Oh, I like what I see, I like it a lot
Is this absolutely fabulous?
Fabulous, fabulous, fabulous?
Absolutely... not!